Peppered, eh?

If you haven't heard, Dick Cheney was involved in a hunting accident (follow this link and click on the video entitled "Cheney's Got a Gun").

Now, you may ask yourself "How can I avoid a savage peppering?" Well, check out the story on the new Cheney Alert System.

Andy Borowitz announced this morning on CNN's American Morning that we are currently at an ELEVATED level - which means we don't know when or where the vice-president may strike next.

you're still alive, she said
oh, and do i deserve to be
is that the question
and if so...if so...who answers...who answers...
Alive by Pearl Jam